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that-punk-adam:

BLACK PUNKS AND QUEER PUNKS AND TRANS PUNKS ARE JUST AS GOOD AS ALL THE OTHER PUNKS

chessys:

mermaids have no real responsibilities just killing men and doing their hair what kind of #goals

bigchiefatl:

techtonicactivity:

spintowin:

she’s out there making owl noises

who

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wilpot:

eye contact feels so like.. private and intimate … u can’t expect me to look u in the eyes.. how invasive…. it’s none of ur business what’s in my eyes

Repeat after me

kennyy-b:

jehovahhthickness:

chocolatendulgence:

justakandigirl:

jehovahhthickness:

jehovahhthickness:

jehovahhthickness:

jehovahhthickness:

jehovahhthickness:

jehovahhthickness:

jehovahhthickness:

jehovahhthickness:

jehovahhthickness:

Porn ain’t real life.

You can’t just shove your dick inside of somebody’s vagina.

FOREPLAY IS YOUR FRIEND!

And for some people, the more time you spend on foreplay, the better the sex session will be.

Hold up … why are y'all afraid of a little lube????

Lube is life???? Turn that coochie and booty into a slip and slide and you’ll orgasm in NO TIME ok??

Jot that down

Condoms are your friends.

And if you’re not fond of them, please make sure you are monogamous with your sexual partner (for infection control- meaning you will decrease the amount of STIs being spread). Get tested regularly especially if you are constantly having new sexual partners.

Just drink more water. Please.

And if you expect people to fucking shave for you. Expect them to have a little scarring or bumps because ingrown hairs are a bitch and there’s nothing many of us can do about it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh and your energy is everything.

If your energy is not compatible with the person you’re fucking with, the sex is not gonna be that great.

Omg please stop expecting people who have no to little experience with sex to be doing magic tricks with you.

It’s either you’re willing to teach or just don’t fuck with them.

I’m tired of hearing that “your dick/pussy is wack” BS.

Ok sorry that they don’t have sex with everyone they make eye contact with. Sheesh.

Yes to all of this!!!

I’m here for all of this except the Lube swap lune for natural oils and I’m here for it!

That’s one of the most dangerous advice ever.

No.

Natural oils can break down condoms.

No no no no no.

That’s super unsafe.

She is talking her shit rn 👏🏾👏🏾💯

profeminist:

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Read the full interview here <– Seriously, read it!! Fellow B99 fans and bi/pan/poly folks, this interview is a must read!!

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More Stephanie Beatriz posts

More Brooklyn Nine Nine posts

when someone misgenders a trans girl

jujubeeaan:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

aphobic-absol:

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Blessed Image

Reblog to banish transphobes

also reblog to spread respect for trans girls

clickthefrog:

chickenkeeping:

draconym:

chickenkeeping:

yemenitehole:

lord-kitschener:

chickenkeeping:

chickenkeeping:

whats the best way to trim the crest+beard of a silkie? this lady can barely see with all that floof! 

apparently some people use little headbands to keep the fluff out of their eyes

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80s chickens

yo im late but when i first got my polish frizzle bantams years ago from their breeder their crests were up to keep them out of the mud (because they’re show birds) and the result was amazing

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chef hats/make-up brush hair

i love them thank you for the advice

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had to Google what frizzles looked like normally and

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niacinamides:

have yall seen girls?? literally??have u all laid eyes on any girl ever????? highest form of art

mrloveballad:

it exists

ruinedarchive:

noctissmash:

megablaziken:

okay but did it need lightning

her name is ‘storm’ not ‘light showers with a chance of sun’